he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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