Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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