Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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