Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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