You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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