C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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