i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You may now shotgun with the bride
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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