You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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