I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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