Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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