Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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