how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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