Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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