Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Boobs are out for the taking
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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