someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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