hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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