i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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