so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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