BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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