He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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