So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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