On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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