3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
