i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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BRING THE BAGELS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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