don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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