Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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