WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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