I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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