Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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