You work out of a Hotel?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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