Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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