Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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