Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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