We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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