currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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