Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
