I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
All I want is dick and wine.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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