when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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