i just had sex bonerless
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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