I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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