Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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