In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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