the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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