But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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