So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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