paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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