they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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