No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
porn star boner night. come get it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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