I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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