he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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