you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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