I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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