i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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