Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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