Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Are my feet made of real feet?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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